Wow, what a roller coaster the last few days have been. This might not be one of my happier pregnancy posts, although I'll start by saying that Schnitzel and I are fine and dandy now, back to normal.
It all started Friday with the version procedure. I had a bad feeling about this procedure from the beginning when it was first presented to us as an option for flipping our breech boy. It just didn't feel right, and maybe I should have trusted my instincts... but alas, hindsight is 20/20, you can't turn back time, and I was happy at the time with the decision to try anything to get him to turn.
The procedure was awful. Terribly painful and traumatizing for both Jonas and I, and as I'll explain later, my uterus too. One of the doctors was a very nice woman who explained everything thoroughly, made us feel comfortable, but told us beforehand that she wasn't hopeful it would work because of my small size and athletic build (Thank you, doctor. For a girl with 30 new pounds she's never known before, those words were music to my ears.). Then the other doctor came in. The biggest man doctor I have ever seen. His hands were the size of frying pans. Those frying pans were about to turn my tiny little baby. Well.... it didn't work. I hung in there for about 2 1/2 attempts before crying uncle, but Schnitzel was not going to budge. Jonas, who got to witness the whole thing (or HAD to witness the whole thing), said that his head only moved from about 11 oclock to 9 oclock, and then bounced right back to 11. It was incredibly painful, I vowed I would never do it again, but I didn't regret trying. That would come later.
Now we get to the traumatized uterus. They monitored me at the hospital after the unsuccessful version, and Schnitzel and I both seemed fine. So 30 minutes later they sent us on our merry way, Jonas went back to work, and I went to rest on the couch and recover from the horror. At midnight, after one of my many nightly bathroom visits, I got a really painful cramping/contracting sensation in my lower abdomen and around my back. This was the start of a very long 36 hours.
36 hours of false/pre/early labor; the doctors had many different names for what was happening. For the most part, my contractions were 10 minutes apart during those 36 hours. A couple of times I would have a 30 minute break with no contractions, and at other times I would contract every 2 minutes for an hour. Some of the contractions were manageable and I was able to breathe through them, others were so intense that I was on my hands and knees screaming, crying, and at the worst, even throwing up. We went in 3 different times to Labor and Delivery to try and figure out what was going on, and it turns out my uterus had become quite irritated from the version, and possibly some labor hormones had been released prematurely, which had put me into false/pre/early labor. The contractions were intensely strong at times, but they were not causing my cervix to dilate. So we were in this no-man's land of labor. My uterus would either finally calm and heal and the labor would stop, or the contractions would continue and cause me to dilate, which would lead to a c-section at 4 centimeters.
Well, I never made it past 1 1/2 centimeters after many hours and days, (Jonas and I had no idea what day it was come Sunday), and the contractions kept coming. Hence the multiple hospital visits... we just had to wait in our zone of confusion and see what would transpire. I cursed the day I decided to mess with my uterus (the evil External Cephalic Version). At the 3rd visit, the one where the contractions were so strong I was vomiting, they put me in a morphine-induced sleep. The first 4 hours I still felt my contractions every 5 minutes, but then they finally slowed and stopped and I was able to sleep for about 4-5 hours. When I woke up, the contractions were gone. Every contraction-free hour that went by added more and more relief. And now here we are, almost 24 hours later, and I am feeling back to normal. Phew.
Schnitzel was fine throughout the whole ordeal. His heart rate never changed, and he was wiggling and kicking like everything was normal... although I'm sure he probably heard some new noises coming from his mother.
So, our little Schnitzel gets to cook for a bit longer, 11 more days to be exact. Our scheduled c-section (barring any additional surprise bouts of labor) is for September 16th, 10:30am. After all the craziness of the last 3 days, today I celebrate Labor Day with a whole new perspective. Rest well, laborers of all kinds!